I Don't Feel Like Drawing

blinkpen:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

all i can imagine is this

(via characterlimit)

thoughtfulrobot:

This is still a work in progress, but I just need y'all to see their expressions

(via fuckyeahsciencefiction)

allegedly-human:

jame7t:

Jarvis, drop heavy rocks on him and break all his bones. Jarvis, unleash ants and scorpions to torment him. Jarvis burn one million dollars in front of him while he is bleeding. Jarvis! Torrture him for one trillion years

- Greek gods when someone kicks a pebble in the garden of their temple

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

tessarion-rising:

remus-of-reston:

nerdsbianhokie:

themostslayingslayful:

polyamorousmood:

So I’d like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

Here is the lover, theres the dreamer, and that one there on the right is me.

Just entered a new relationship. There’s Paul, a real estate novelist who never had time for a wife, and Davy, who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life.

Yeah, this is my new boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, he was a punk and she did ballet. What more can I say?

Yeah, just got a picture of our polycule back. On the left is the clown, on the right is the joker, and of course, stuck in the middle, there’s you.

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

tockthewatchdog:

Saying “let people have fun” is an automatic self-inflicted L. You need to develop the buddha nature of an only child, the ability to take your ball and go home. I shouldnt be capable of ruining your fun. You give me too much power. Im in the computer, i shouldnt even exist to you. Just kill me in your head and move on

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

argonphoenix:

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

sosuperawesome:

Pronoun Sunglasses // Anna Mulhearn on Etsy

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

la-clementina:

humanjeff:

3liza:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

THE MOM IS RIGHT. DONT GET RID OF PHYSICAL MEDIA. YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOU WILL REGRET IT. DONT LET SPOTIFY CONTROL YOUR POSSESSIONS

Spotify regularly disables songs I love because they can’t be bothered paying the license fees for Australia.

Look. It’s not even about that for me. It’s the fact that every piece of media is being bought up by corporations. They will soon own everything! If you don’t have physical media or downloaded files of the stuff you love, one day it could just disappear because it is owned by evil evil corporations who don’t care if you have access to your favorite movies or albums! They can take it away at a moments notice or decide to charge you more for accessing it. They are email and not to be trusted. Keep your favorite media right where you can see it and don’t trust corporations!

This is also why libraries are important! You can rent albums and movies from most libraries. And the corporate assholes can’t charge you extra for it!

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

carlos-not-ki-ave:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

I need luck lately. :/

(via therottenkingsreckoning)

ethanmaldridge:

Stages of a book cover.

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